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The Zomblog: Zombie-watched and irony…

So…as you may have noticed content has been a little lacking on here for a while.  For various reasons that pertain to occupations that pay bills we have been slacking and have had the expectation that others would fill in the gaps when one of us were busy.  Unfortunately, that plan does not work so well when the main admins all have the proverbial pile of papers hitting their desks at the same time. >.<  lol  That being said, on behald of my partners in crime I’d like to apologize for being “zombie-watched” as opposed to being the “zombie watchers.”  Enough self-pity…time for the irony!

In an effort to keep content going up I had planned to post something every Friday.  I figured that if I gave myself a deadline to keep the world updated on zombies I’d be more diligent in my work.  Obviously, this past Friday was an epic failure at life.  Let’s look at the days surrounding Friday to see what happened:

Thursday:  I worked and had church choir, but the whole time I was thinking, “Ok, tomorrow I don’t work until 1pm so I have four hours in the morning to post something.  CAKEWALK!!!

(Fast forward to Saturday)

Saturday morning: …………DAMMIT!!!!! How did I forget to post something Friday morning?!

So, it may not be that amusing, but I find it interesting that the thought passes through my mind to make a post EVERY DAY except for the day I am actually supposed to.  What the hell?!  I certainly hope that when the apocalypse comes I’m not sitting there Thursday night (or whatever night since we may lose track of time) thinking, “Ok, tomorrow I need to reinforce the large steel door on this Costco to keep the zeds out” and then forget to leading to the eradication of my colony.  UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Perhaps I’ll start using Outlook reminders to remember to shore up that steel door…oh…and post…yes, of course…post!  >.<

Tags: absent-mindedness, douchebag, Guard duty, procrastinator, self-deprecating, slacker, toolbag