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The Zomblog: I’m dreamin’ of a blight Christmas
Yessiree kiddies! It’s that time of year when a jolly fat man flies around, slides down your chimney, and puts your favorite zombie-smashing toys under the tree. And to celebrate here are some of your favorie carols…ZWN style:
(Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)
On my first day infected, my zed head gave to me
Guaranteed taxidermy…
On my second day infected, my zed head gave to me
Two red rashes and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my third day infected, my zed head gave to me
Three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my fourth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my fifth day infected, my zed head gave to me
FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my sixth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my seventh day infected, my zed head gave to me
Seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my eighth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Eight fingers falling, seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my ninth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Nine ladies screaming, eight fingers falling, seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my tenth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Ten slayers slaying, Nine ladies screaming, eight fingers falling, seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my eleventh day infected, my zed head gave to me
Eleven colonies collapsing, ten slayers slaying, Nine ladies screaming, eight fingers falling, seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
On my twelfth day infected, my zed head gave to me
Twelve planets lifeless, eleven colonies collapsing, ten slayers slaying, Nine ladies screaming, eight fingers falling, seven festering so-ores, six zombies moaning, FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE OOOOOOOOZING WOOOOOUNDS! Four carrion birds, three bite marks, two red rashes, and a guaranteed taxidermy…
(I know…not everyone agrees with the twelve planets in the solar system thing, but it was the best I could do…) Fan submissions are welcome and I’ll try to get more up later.
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