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Zombie Outbreak Coverup

A zombie outbreak in Zimbabwe has been covered up with a story of an epic cholera outbreak. The story states that more than 11,700 people in Zimbabwe have been claimed by the diarrheal bacteria since August. All this is according to the United Nations.

The WHO (World Health Organization) has reported that some parts of Zimbabwe have suffered a 50% fatality rate. Deaths from this disease have spread through international borders. Is it possible that a bacteria that is spread through contaminated water, has spread as quickly and widely as an airborne virus?

Dr. Von Cunterbag states that “the water supply has always been suspect in the areas that have been infected. They have ways to purify the water so that only a few minor outbreaks from a careless family or food supplier only happen each year. It is clear that this disease, which is spreading so briskly, is being transmitted in some way. Such as a bite.”

The WHO revealed that “Cholera outbreaks in Zimbabwe have occurred annually since 1998, but previous epidemics never reached today’s proportions. The last large outbreak was in 1992 with 3000 cases recorded.”

So that begs the question: is it a zombie attack? First of all, this is probably the first time that you have read about this outbreak. Second, since this is a significant outbreak, don’t you think that you should of heard about it by now? And if you have, it clearly doesn’t hold water. It’s not hard to do the math. It may be time to prepare for a fight against the soulless.

CDC has more info about cholera.