So…I was thinking today. I play Final Fantasy XI Online and there are people out there that make money off of hacking accounts. One of the ways in which this is done is by tricking players (particularly the idiots) into going to phishing sites where they put in their login and password. Voila! Your shit is mine!
Anyways, I was thinking, “What if someday I’m perusing my favorite zombie website looking for totally hot chicks (ok, not really that last part) and I get redirected to Vampirewatchnetwork.com?” Or, “What if some were to come up with VWN?”
I suppose that plagiarism is the highest form of flattery because no one is going to do vwn, wwn (werewolf watch network), or fcwn (fat chick watch network) to get a better grade in a class. Furthermore, I doubt anyone would do it because vampire and werewolves are gay and fat chicks are…well, fat. It is conceivable that you may see a “Yankee Watch Network” because the Yankees deserve all the animosity that is thrown there way. Lord knows if I see a Yankee walking down the street I want to crush his skull in. (Brief thought…anyone else notice how this blog is more blog-like than all the others? It’s like diarrhea of the creative mind going on right here!)
Vampires? Fuck’em. “May I come in?” “No, you can’t you pale-faced bitch. I know you and your blood-sucking ways!” Vampires have to be let into your house…zombies don’t give a shit.
Werewolves? Two words: 1.chew 2. toy. Peace out all of my zombie loving fans!