Alma Bahman
Rent-a-Doom: Doctor Explores Zombie Surrogacy
The rising cost of surrogacy; looking towards zombie surrogates.
Zombies, Iranians Don’t Want To Be Overlooked Anymore
It’s that time of year, the time where everyone must fill out a 10-question survey known as the U.S. Census. Every 10 years, the United States takes on the immeasurable task of counting everyone in the country, regardless of citizenship status. This official count includes residents of all ages, ethnic groups and races; if you’re here, you’re counted.
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