ZOMG! It’s not writer’s block! It certainly isn’t New Kids on the Block! IT’S ZOMBLOCK!!!!!!!!
Though we may be comedic geniuses here at ZWN…every now and then the real world requires no parody.
Vampire watch network? HUH?!!!!
Yeah…today we’re gonna talk about a subject that I think leads to the majority of new zombie cases. Normally I would follow up that last sentence with a colon and the subject, but in case you lack it what we are going to talk about it is up in the subject line. (Good job Captain Observo, Defender of the Obvious.)
David Carradine, best known for his lead role as Kwai Chang Caine in “Kung Fu,” died on June 3rd, 2009.
David Carradine dies…
Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the English language today, is the word ZOMBIE.
When Jonathan Smith noticed some redness around a bite mark on his leg from a recent bar fisticuffs he didn’t think much of it.
It’s true my friends. The government doesn’t want you to know, but there is more to this H1N1 than they are telling you.
Father Theodore Gaddis, believed to be the oldest Benedictine monk at that age of 108, became a zombie on Wednesday.