Zombie Watch Network | Michael Funk

The Zomblog: Zombie Economics 101

By Michael Funk ⋅ April 21, 2009 ⋅ 2 comments

ZOMG! OH NOES! RECESSION!!!! WHAT WILL I DO IF I CAN’T BUY SUPPLIES?!!!!!!!

Man arrested for Zombie-virus letter to Obama

By Michael Funk ⋅ February 28, 2009 ⋅ 3 comments

An Ethiopian immigrant is in custody after being accused of mailing a letter with zombie virus-tainted blood to Barack Obama. Police say blood-stained letters were addressed to President Obama and top aide Rahm Emanuel.

The Zomblog: Plans Change

By Michael Funk ⋅ February 13, 2009 ⋅ 8 comments

Things change, people change, and thus plans must change. The whole point of having a contingency is so that when you are in a position in which you have to use it you don’t have to think on the fly. That is where I find myself today.

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through zombie’s vagina

By Michael Funk ⋅ February 4, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

In what is being heralded as a “first-ever procedure,” surgeons removed a healthy kidney through a zombie’s vagina, the Johns Farmer Medical Center has announced.

Texas zombie riot quashed; zombies damage building

By Michael Funk ⋅ February 2, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

A riot at a Texas containment center was ended Sunday. One building was heavily damaged, and about 700 zombies are going to spend the next couple weeks in the open.

India culls thousands of zombies after outbreak

By Michael Funk ⋅ January 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

India has culled more than 4,000 zombies in Sikkim since the outbreak of zombie influenza last week.

The Zomblog: I’m dreamin’ of a blight Christmas

By Michael Funk ⋅ December 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Even zombies like Christmas carols…

Nebraska limits safe-haven law to zombies

By Michael Funk ⋅ November 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Nebraska lawmakers voted Friday to change a controversial safe-haven law by restricting the duration of time under which a zombie can be dropped off at a hospital without the family being prosecuted.