Tommy Lawler
Unemployment Highest in 22 Years; Impending Infestation Trivializes Matter
In an entirely pointless endeavor, research shows that unemployment rates have reached a would-be startling 5.5 percent in May. Had the zombie infestation not been at hand for another decade, this would be startling news, speculists say.
Zombie Infections: Raising a Society of Murderers?
You have all heard the tale of recent Steven Mills, 7. A resident of a predominantly middle class and Infection Level 0 neighborhood in Clear Lake, Texas. This last May 1, he witnessed his father, Walter Mills, 37, get bitten by a local neighbor’s Shih Tzu poodle.
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