In an entirely pointless endeavor, research shows that unemployment rates have reached a would-be startling 5.5 percent in May. Had the zombie infestation not been at hand for another decade, this would be startling news, speculists say.
You have all heard the tale of recent Steven Mills, 7. A resident of a predominantly middle class and Infection Level 0 neighborhood in Clear Lake, Texas. This last May 1, he witnessed his father, Walter Mills, 37, get bitten by a local neighbor’s Shih Tzu poodle.