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The Zomblog: Zomblock!!!

By Michael Funk ⋅ January 19, 2010 ⋅ 322 views ⋅ One comment

ZOMG! It’s not writer’s block! It certainly isn’t New Kids on the Block! IT’S ZOMBLOCK!!!!!!!!

The Zomblog: Vampirewatchnetwork.com?!

By Michael Funk ⋅ September 24, 2009 ⋅ 265 views ⋅ 2 comments

Vampire watch network? HUH?!!!!

The Zomblog: Spatial Awareness

By Michael Funk ⋅ June 14, 2009 ⋅ 191 views ⋅ 5 comments

Yeah…today we’re gonna talk about a subject that I think leads to the majority of new zombie cases. Normally I would follow up that last sentence with a colon and the subject, but in case you lack it what we are going to talk about it is up in the subject line. (Good job Captain Observo, Defender of the Obvious.)

The Zomblog: The Many Uses of the Word Zombie

By Michael Funk ⋅ June 4, 2009 ⋅ 70 views ⋅ 3 comments

Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the English language today, is the word ZOMBIE.

The Zomblog: Swine Flu – What They Don’t Want You to Know

By Michael Funk ⋅ May 5, 2009 ⋅ 66 views ⋅ 6 comments

It’s true my friends. The government doesn’t want you to know, but there is more to this H1N1 than they are telling you.

The Zomblog: Zombie Economics 101

By Michael Funk ⋅ April 21, 2009 ⋅ 53 views ⋅ 2 comments

ZOMG! OH NOES! RECESSION!!!! WHAT WILL I DO IF I CAN’T BUY SUPPLIES?!!!!!!!

The Zomblog: Plans Change

By Michael Funk ⋅ February 13, 2009 ⋅ 188 views ⋅ 8 comments

Things change, people change, and thus plans must change. The whole point of having a contingency is so that when you are in a position in which you have to use it you don’t have to think on the fly. That is where I find myself today.