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Man attends his own funeral!!!
Though we may be comedic geniuses here at ZWN…every now and then the real world requires no parody.
Man Attacked After Being Accused of Being a Zombie
An Iowa City man punched another man twice at a fast food restaurant, accusing him of being a zombie. The “zombie” was ordering food when he was called a zombie and then punched in the face. As he tried to call the police on his cell phone, he was punched again in the [...]
When Zombies Attack!
Not sure of what to do when the zombie holocaust is upon us? Are you the ONLY person that hasn’t read The Zombie Survival Guide? Do you lack any amount of common sense?
Shellfish May Carry Zombie Virus
One of the largest food-borne viral outbreaks ever recorded ran its course at The Fat Duck in London. The Fat Duck is hosted by reknowed chef Heston Blumenthal, who was forced to close his doors for almost three weeks after reports of infected diners started to pour in.
E3 2009
Left 4 Dead 2 announced at E3 during Microsoft’s Press Conference!
Zombie virus doesn’t discriminate
When Jonathan Smith noticed some redness around a bite mark on his leg from a recent bar fisticuffs he didn’t think much of it.
More Bites Reported
Another police officer bitten…
Man Bites Police Officer; Blaming Drugs
Man bites police officer; attacks nurse and another officers. Officials are blaming he was “high on Angel Dust”…but we know better than that.
Swine Flu Zombie Pandemic in London
Just after reports that the zombie pandemic caused by the Swine Flu, now being referred to as the H1N1 virus, was confined to Mexico, another outbreak is being reported in London.
Nurse Dies After Helping Fallen Coach
A high school nurse dies saving a baseball coach…but suffers a fate worse than death…
