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Nurse Dies After Helping Fallen Coach
A high school nurse dies saving a baseball coach…but suffers a fate worse than death…
Oldest Benedictine Monk Goes Zombie at 108
Father Theodore Gaddis, believed to be the oldest Benedictine monk at that age of 108, became a zombie on Wednesday.
Swine Flu Cover-Up
As the death toll for the infamous Swine Flu strain rises in Mexico, speculation has been raised that the heightened speed of contraction the last couple of days could be signs that the transmission is being caused by undead carriers.
Woody Harrelson: Zombie Fighter
Woody Harrelson, Natural Born Zombie Killer?
Man arrested for Zombie-virus letter to Obama
An Ethiopian immigrant is in custody after being accused of mailing a letter with zombie virus-tainted blood to Barack Obama. Police say blood-stained letters were addressed to President Obama and top aide Rahm Emanuel.
Pride and Prejudice…and Zombies?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is an “updated version of the Jane Austen classic. The book is said to feature the “original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action”.
Zombie Outbreak in At Least Three States
Outbreak spreads to three states while officials dismiss the warnings as hacker’s pranks.
Surgeons remove healthy kidney through zombie’s vagina
In what is being heralded as a “first-ever procedure,” surgeons removed a healthy kidney through a zombie’s vagina, the Johns Farmer Medical Center has announced.
Texas zombie riot quashed; zombies damage building
A riot at a Texas containment center was ended Sunday. One building was heavily damaged, and about 700 zombies are going to spend the next couple weeks in the open.
Back From the Dead?
A South Carolina man comes back from the dead after flatlining twice and being pronounced dead by doctors. Miracle or beginning of an outbreak?
